Wasting Time With Alex

Brilliant!

Man, you can not make stuff like this up. I mean, this is the kind of crap you expect to see in a comedy. What’s the funniest part?

Tampa police Cpl. Harold McCray was on patrol when he spotted the car being driven recklessly near North 26th Street and East Linebaugh Avenue about 11 p.m. Tuesday. He temporarily lost sight of the car but found it again parked in front of a home at 10206 N. Altman St., Lt. William Ferguson said. The driver, Harold E. Scheidemann, of 13106 N. Florida Ave., denied stealing the car and told McCray, “I’m just here to buy some crack cocaine,” Ferguson said.

That’s just priceless, man. Contrary to the rumors, this was not a Hollywood actor. This genius is likely one of the people that the current administration feels should get some of that wealth they plan to redistribute. On account life has been so unfair to him, and all.