Wasting Time With Alex

Beware the Cheetos…

Don’t take this story lightly. Cheetos are dangerous! One of my brothers in law once had to go to the doctor because his male member inexplicably had turned orange. After a battery of tests – blood & stool samples, coughing tests, prostate exams, X-Rays, MRIs, and some other less orthodox stuff – they found nothing wrong with the guy. Finally the doctor chose to ask him what had changed in his life. So my brother in law told him he got laid off about 6 weeks before. When prompted for details about daily activities he told the doctor that his days were spent watching porn and eating Cheetos… EVIL!